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You asked, I answered! More than you ever needed to know about me.

About Me:

 
  1.00 What do you do for a living?
  1.01 Why are you such a geek?
  1.02 Ummm... Are you gay??
  1.03 Are you married?
  1.04 Are you a virgin?
  1.05 Have you ever seen a grown woman naked?
  1.06
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  1.08 How come people attack you so much online?
  1.09
How come you guys make/wear all those costumes?
  1.10 Would you or your wife make/design a costume for me?
  1.11 Your wife is hot! Can I have nude pictures of her?
  1.12 Do you have a regular website?
     
     
     

 

What do you do for a living?

Currently I am working for Griffith Observatory as an artist in their show/lecture department. Recently, I have been doing Art Direction on film projects. In the past, I have made action figures for Playmates and Hot Wheels/Barbie toys for Mattel, Happy Meal toys, props for Star Trek and other films, computer games for Vivendi-Universal, models for Disneyland and the Smithsonian museum, and web design for all sorts of companies. I also to voice-over/character work, and actin and produce the occasional stage show.

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Why are you such a geek?

To be honest, I have never once bit the head off of a live chicken, so I can't really be classified as a "geek". I am pretty outgoing, though, and do what I want to regardless of what I think people might think of me, so I can understand the mistake.

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Ummm... are you gay??

No. My wife assures me I'm VERY heterosexual. But I can introduce you to people who are, if you're looking...

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Are you married?

See above.

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Are you a virgin?

No, but thank you for your kind offer.

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Have you ever seen a grown woman naked?

You mean, besides my wife? Yes, but I don't peep and tell. I've even been PAID to work with naked models on a daily basis. I have a cool life!

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Do you live in your parent's basement?

No. In Southern California, an area prone to earthquakes, living in a basement would generally be considered a poor choice. Instead, I've opted to have a very nice house near the beach with my wife, and our turtle named Gamera.

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Why are you such a rabid Star Wars fan?

While it may appear that I am "rabid", Star Wars is only one of my interests. It did have a profound effect on me as a little kid, and tops my list of Science Fiction movies. I'd have to say that I enjoy Star Wars the way some enjoy the NFL or Nascar. It's a fun hobby, but I don't think I'd name my kids Darth or Amidala or anything.

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How come people attack you so much online?

It's easy to flame when you don't have to take responsibility for anything you say. Plus, people are always afraid of what they don't understand, and a lot of people don't understand why I did this to my car. But it equals out; I don't understand a lot of the behaviors I observe. But I don't publicly and anonymously attack people for it... : )

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How come you guys make/wear all those costumes?

Because they're fun? It's something to do, and it confuses people- which is rabidly becoming my new favorite hobby.

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Would you or your wife make/design a costume for me?

Sadly, we are generally too busy to make costumes for other people. We barely have enough time to make the ones we want for ourselves! but if you have a specific question, we'll be glad to find an answer for you.

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Your wife is hot! Can I have nude pictures of her?

Umm, let me think about it... NO!!! Sheesh-go find your nudie pix on the internet like a normal geek!

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Do you have a regular website?

Yup- you can find too much boring information about me at ShawnandColleen.com!

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Want to see more of what I do? Click the link above!

SIGHTINGS:

 

GQ Magazine Spain has re-run the article from last April's WIRED. Plus were were called "freaks" (in a good way, says the author) in Slate Online.

G4TechTV was kind enough to have us on The ScreenSavers on 09/13/04! We are in show #242. More info/schedule here.

STUFF Magazine has featured us in the "Asylum" Section of their August Issue!

The H-Wing is in the April Issue of WIRED Magazine! Page 40, Obsession.

 

Plus we were selected the Illuminated Site of the Week by Steve Jackson Games! I knew I held on to that "Killer" rulebook all these years for a reason...

I'm also in this months Bantha Tracks, the Star Wars Fan Club Edition of the Star Wars Insider magazine.


I recently did an interview with TOYFARE magazine, so look for it in the next few months.

Or, if you're in Australia, we can be seen in an upcoming issue of RALPH, the men's lifestyle magazine.